YOUR MONEY.
EXPLAINED WITHOUT THE BORING BIT.
Type a few numbers. OMO tells you what they mean in plain English, makes one stupid joke, and gives you something useful.

Useful first. Funny second. Still very funny.
Every tool answers a real money question in words you can understand before your tea gets cold.

Where Did My Money Go?
Your pay arrived. Then it vanished. Find the thief.

Is Your Car Eating Your Salary?
Four wheels. One hungry little goblin.

How Much Of You Belongs To The Landlord?
The house is standing still. The money is sprinting away.

Takeaway Damage
One small order. Fifty-two weeks. Surprise.

Subscription Leak
8.99 has brought friends.

How Many Work Hours Did This Cost?
That thing did not cost 600. It cost Tuesday.

How Cooked Are You?
Six numbers. One rude but useful score.

How Long Can You Survive With No Pay?
Your emergency cushion enters the arena.

Can I Actually Afford This?
The checkout button has been detained.

When Will This Debt Leave Me Alone?
Give OMO the balance. Get an escape date.
THE INTERNET'S ANONYMOUS MONEY GROUP CHAT.
One wall. Gains, losses, crypto, trading, savings, debt, business, lifestyle disasters. Labels let you filter it without splitting everyone into tiny empty rooms.
WHERE DID MY MONEY GO?Find the biggest monthly money eater.
Put in pay, home, food, travel, debt and fun. OMO points at the biggest suspect.
OPEN THE INVESTIGATION →
DEBT ESCAPESee when the debt actually leaves.
Balance, interest rate, monthly payment. Three numbers. One escape clock.
START THE CLOCK →